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    Wednesday, September 2, 2009

    If you are interested in helping others, survivalism, and, most importantly, zombies, then the Zombie Squad is the website for you. The Zombie Squad is a community with a mission to help educate people about the importance of personal preparedness, self reliance, and to help you to be prepared to take on any disaster, whether it be an earthquake, flooding, terrorism, or, yes, even a zombie apocalypse.

    "We want to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten by the formerly deceased."

    A paid membership will earn you:
    • An official ZS photo ID badge with your ZS membership number
    • Your own email that forwards to your current email address!
    • Your picture will be displayed on our site for the world to see (optional)
    • Access to a special "members only" forum on the ZS boards where you can network with other ZS members
    • Invitation to select "members only" ZS events and special merchandise offers
    • You can participate in the Volunteers Award Program and get lots of cool free stuff just for volunteering your time
    • You'll know beyond a shadow of a doubt that if the undead attack, we've got your brains covered
    I would pay fifteen dollars a year just so I could have a badge that I can show people saying that I am an official member of the Zombie Squad. Just think of how useful it could be! When the undead rise, no matter how annoying you may be, you will be the last person that the members of your ragtag group of survivors conspire to kill off as you have a badge that tells them that you, and only you, are the only person there qualified to keep them alive.

    But most importantly, Zombie Squad also supports other local and international disaster relief organizations/charities, helping people who's lives have been struck by disasters.

    The Zombie Squad website and forums provides lot's of useful information to help you survive any disaster that may befall you. For example, do you know what you should put in your BOB? Do you even have a BOB? Do you know what a BOB is? No!? Then read this Zombie Squad information brochure to find out! Quick! Then when you are done, print it off and give it to all your friends. To think that the world as you know it could end anytime now and you aren't even ready! Tsk, tsk.

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  2. 1 comments:

    1. vvb32 reads said...

      thanks for the BOB tip. i printed it out for my fridge.

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